Blood and Guts: Helena Lazaro

07-07-2008 [Call it a comeback] bloggy


04-28-2008 [Memory lain] poetry
04-13-2008 [New Rule] why i need therapy


03-20-2008 [Buzz] poetry
03-17-2008 [Why I Don't Answer Before 4pm] poetry


01-31-2008 [Well, well, well] bloggy
01-06-2008 [Revenge of the Cyst] bloggy


12-19-2007 [I Will Survive. Probably.] bloggy
12-07-2007 [Thank You] bloggy


11-30-2007 [Where the hell I've been] bloggy


10-02-2007 [A foulmouthed tart] poetry


09-27-2007 [Waving the Red Flag] poetry


08-30-2007 [Same shit, different day] poetry


07-20-2007 [Ovary Overload.] familia
07-03-2007 [Another uplifting verse] poetry


06-12-2007 [Hello-o-o? Anybody there-ere-ere?] poetry


03-19-2007 [That pretty much sums it up] poetry
03-07-2007 [It's official.] Home


02-27-2007 [Welcome Optimists] poetry


01-30-2007 [Hey! Where'd my life go?] l.a.
01-18-2007 [Need a bigger trash can] poetry
01-15-2007 [Off to a good start] l.a.


12-28-2006 [You can't go home again] entertainment
12-21-2006 [What, me bitter?] poetry
12-19-2006 [A few thoughts] dudes suck
12-18-2006 [Eeyore] poetry
12-18-2006 [Whine whine whine] poetry
12-14-2006 [a note] poetry
12-12-2006 [Mozzarella sticks help too.] poetry
12-08-2006 [Eff Ice Skating] on the lot
12-05-2006 [Open letter in which I say a bunch of crap you've heard from me before.] dudes suck
12-01-2006 [Moving Forward] love and relationships


11-29-2006 [Pictures] l.a.
11-29-2006 [Gone bad] random
11-28-2006 [A Truce] familia
11-23-2006 [LOOK!] bloggy
11-22-2006 [Adorable but Useless] bloggy
11-21-2006 [I am an asshole.] why i need therapy
11-17-2006 [My Mom and the Monchichi] familia
11-17-2006 [Ever so tired.] dudes suck
11-15-2006 [Yes, there is a faint sense of cannibalism.] poetry
11-14-2006 [Weekend] l.a.
11-14-2006 [Chubby Bunny is open for business!!] jewelry
11-13-2006 [Buyer's Remorse] poetry
11-12-2006 [Throw That Bitch in the Pool] entertainment


10-31-2006 [Oh hey!] on the lot
10-31-2006 [A Blog Entry about Blogging] bloggy
10-29-2006 [Crash] storytelling
10-29-2006 [Halloween Party] random
10-17-2006 [That Old Pair of Jeans] desires
10-16-2006 [Cornflakes] poetry
10-13-2006 [don't know what you got 'til it's gone] poetry
10-10-2006 [A Musical Interlude] bloggy
10-09-2006 [I Love L.A. (or Single, Bilingual, and Ready to Mingle)] bloggy, l.a., love and relationships, sex
10-05-2006 [It's Up to You] storytelling


09-28-2006 [Hooray! Poems 26-30] poetry
09-27-2006 [Poems 22-25] poetry
09-26-2006 [Dance, Monkeys, Dance] poetry
09-24-2006 [Recap] bloggy
09-22-2006 [Poems 17-21] poetry
09-18-2006 [I'll catch up shortly!] jewelry
09-13-2006 [Day 16: I'm a pissy kind of muse] poetry
09-12-2006 [Day 15: 11/14/05] poetry
09-11-2006 [Day 14: From my bedside Wonder Woman Journal] poetry
09-11-2006 [Day 11-13] poetry
09-07-2006 [Day 10] poetry
09-06-2006 [Day 9: The poem I never showed him] poetry
09-05-2006 [Day 8: Teen Helena Strikes Again] poetry
09-03-2006 [Cheating: 5-7] poetry


08-31-2006 [Day 4: A poem to myself (April, 2000)] poetry
08-30-2006 [Day 3: Another poem about a man] poetry
08-29-2006 [Day 2] poetry
08-29-2006 [Oh, my jealousy] why i need therapy
08-28-2006 [Day 1! (officially)] poetry
08-27-2006 [I'll even start a day early.] poetry
08-25-2006 [Non-binding] love and relationships
08-25-2006 [Your Crapweather Friend, Helena] bloggy
08-18-2006 [Broken Promises] bloggy
08-14-2006 [Gawd] bloggy
08-13-2006 [Long Weekend] random
08-07-2006 [We Yell Because We Love] why i need therapy
08-04-2006 [Your Feedback Score is a Negative Two. Asshole.] love and relationships
08-03-2006 [Just the way I am] ranting
08-01-2006 [Perfect Circle] storytelling


07-28-2006 [Angry Helena (Hammer Sold Seperately)] poetry
07-15-2006 [In Defense of Slim Goodbody] entertainment
07-10-2006 [Girl #2] storytelling
07-10-2006 [Tummy] dudes suck
07-06-2006 [rabbit turds] poetry
07-03-2006 [Little Prince (This one hurt.)] storytelling


06-29-2006 [Super Man]
06-28-2006 [let the games begin end] poetry
06-27-2006 [bad day] dudes suck
06-27-2006 [Hey...] random
06-20-2006 [Forgetting and Remembering] poetry
06-19-2006 [le sigh] poetry
06-12-2006 [Keep your pearl necklace] sex
06-02-2006 [Quit whining and post more poetry] poetry
06-01-2006 [just as crazy as (if not crazier than) you] why i need therapy


05-18-2006 [Shave Everywhere] entertainment
05-10-2006 [Story-time] storytelling


04-30-2006 [Heartchaeology] poetry
04-28-2006 [Pouring it out] poetry
04-27-2006 [Things I'm Not Proud Of] poetry
04-26-2006 [Africa, India, Wherever] storytelling
04-25-2006 [Why Eat When There's Champagne?] bloggy
04-16-2006 [A Visit to Skylight Books] poetry
04-16-2006 [But Roommates are Out of the Question] poetry
04-13-2006 [TMI] why i need therapy


03-29-2006 [Talking to Myself] poetry
03-28-2006 [I've got a Chainsaw Mouth] dudes suck, love and relationships, poetry
03-26-2006 [Little Helena's First Afghan New Year] storytelling
03-24-2006 [It's the Little Things] entertainment
03-21-2006 [Just some Joseph Looking for a Manger] dudes suck
03-19-2006 [Issues? Honey, I've got a Lifetime Subscription] why i need therapy
03-17-2006 [Through Force of Will Alone] poetry
03-12-2006 [Getting to Know Me, Getting to Know All Abooout Me] why i need therapy
03-12-2006 [A Little Blood for the Patient Who Visit] storytelling
03-08-2006 [Yes, I AM being a Gloomy Gus.] poetry


02-28-2006 [downpour] love and relationships
02-21-2006 [Amusement Pork] storytelling
02-10-2006 [I'm not the one who said it!] poetry
02-05-2006 [I always imagine the best] poetry


01-27-2006 [Nerdy Nitpickers Wanted!] jewelry
01-25-2006 [That Good Old Venom] poetry
01-09-2006 [The Boys of Poetry: Nathan the Jackhammer] dudes suck, nostalgia, sex, storytelling
01-05-2006 [The Boys of Poetry: Isaac the Amnesiac] dudes suck, nostalgia, sex, storytelling
01-03-2006 [Failing to Take My Own Advice. Again.] bloggy


12-27-2005 [Complicated] poetry
12-20-2005 [Silence] why i need therapy
12-09-2005 [Studio Christmas: Part II] familia
12-07-2005 [Not a very good explanation] why i need therapy
12-04-2005 [I know it's not an embarrassing story about getting wasted, but it's something.] poetry
12-02-2005 [With Apologies to Eddie Everyone. You are my favorite people in the world.] poetry


11-27-2005 [Things I'm Thinking About] poetry
11-25-2005 [Poker+Salsa+Turkey= Thanksgiving] familia
11-23-2005 [The Upside to being Hurt...] poetry
11-22-2005 [Stripped] poetry
11-22-2005 [Just TRY not to think of the Bon Jovi song] poetry
11-21-2005 [I am Tired of Looking at Your Lopsided Boobs] ranting
11-16-2005 [Open Letter from the Pissed Off] why i need therapy
11-16-2005 [Recycling] poetry
11-13-2005 [Progress] poetry
11-09-2005 [sueño] storytelling
11-07-2005 [I Want Something!] desires
11-03-2005 [Healing] poetry
11-02-2005 [Gerry of Venice Beach, via Big Bear] storytelling
11-02-2005 [Kiss] dudes rule, love and relationships, sex, storytelling
11-01-2005 [Candy] storytelling


10-31-2005 [El Sucko.] poetry
10-30-2005 [VICI] bloggy
10-30-2005 [Small Wonder] bloggy
10-29-2005 [Smut and My Nightmare] poetry
10-27-2005 [Happy *hic* Happy *hic* Happy *hic* The Hell with it.] random
10-26-2005 [Exhale] familia
10-24-2005 [I Miss the Book Fair] desires
10-22-2005 [Timeline] familia
10-21-2005 [Waiting] familia
10-19-2005 [Love is like a Roundhouse Kick] why i need therapy
10-17-2005 [I Can't Wait...] desires
10-15-2005 [Falling Down Drunk: The Mystery Bruise Strikes Again] mtv days
10-12-2005 [Halloweenie] nostalgia
10-11-2005 [A Cruel Mistress] love and relationships
10-10-2005 [Some Things...] bloggy
10-10-2005 [The Most Boring Entry Ever] bloggy
10-06-2005 [10 Reasons Nerds Rule] dudes rule
10-05-2005 [In My Closet] bloggy
10-04-2005 [The Right Man, like the Perfect Dress…] poetry
10-03-2005 [Not too great, any way you slice it] why i need therapy
10-02-2005 [Ruins and Chamber Music] l.a.
10-01-2005 [Why It Will Never Work] storytelling


09-29-2005 [Oh, the little nerdlets!] random
09-29-2005 [Lost it?] poetry
09-27-2005 [Dreaming in Nerd] bloggy
09-26-2005 [Manta Claus] ranting
09-26-2005 [Creative License]
09-25-2005 [...and she looks pretty good] poetry
09-22-2005 [I have a PhD in Assholes] dudes suck
09-21-2005 [Cheered Up] dudes rule
09-20-2005 [Someday My Prince Will Come. Tell Him I Got Tired of Waiting and Went Downtown.] why i need therapy
09-19-2005 [Thunder] l.a.
09-19-2005 [Confession] storytelling
09-19-2005 [I suck, I know.] bloggy
09-15-2005 [Tim-Related Poetry] poetry
09-15-2005 [Tim the Drummer/Marine Biologist: III of III] storytelling
09-15-2005 [Tim the Drummer/Marine Biologist: II of III] storytelling
09-14-2005 [Tim the Drummer/Marine Biologist: I of III] storytelling
09-13-2005 [Stupid Party Tricks] desires
09-13-2005 [Flesh of my Flesh] poetry
09-12-2005 [Snap and Smut] dudes suck, love and relationships, poetry, sex
09-10-2005 [Prose Poetry 2001] poetry, why i need therapy
09-09-2005 [Best Blog Ever] bloggy
09-09-2005 [Sharing the Nightmare] poetry, why i need therapy
09-08-2005 [What a Tramp.] desires, dudes rule, love and relationships, poetry, sex
09-07-2005 [Man Rant 2.0] bloggy, desires, dudes rule, dudes suck, love and relationships, ranting
09-07-2005 [Rigged] love and relationships, why i need therapy
09-06-2005 [Been Better] bloggy
09-04-2005 [S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y *thunk*] dudes suck, entertainment, l.a., storytelling
09-03-2005 [Every Day I Write the Book] desires, letters, love and relationships, why i need therapy
09-02-2005 [So. Hungover.] bloggy
09-01-2005 [Three from the Deck] desires, l.a., love and relationships, poetry, sex


08-31-2005 [Contract for Mutually Interested Parties] love and relationships
08-31-2005 [Poem 2004] poetry
08-30-2005 [Fortune Cookies] random
08-29-2005 [Not Willing to Fake It: A Head/Heart Explosion] five minute free write, why i need therapy
08-29-2005 [This is My First Kiss] storytelling
08-27-2005 [Breakfast at Tiffany's] entertainment
08-27-2005 [Easy to Please] desires
08-27-2005 [I'm a WHAT?!] bloggy
08-26-2005 [Secret Stuff] desires, dudes suck, nostalgia, ranting, sex, storytelling
08-25-2005 [Asshole's Last Stand] dudes suck, ranting, storytelling
08-24-2005 [Old Poem] nostalgia, poetry, why i need therapy
08-24-2005 [To Titillate and Amuse] desires, on the lot, sex, storytelling
08-24-2005 [Talked Out] dudes rule
08-22-2005 [Again with the Nausea] dudes rule, poetry
08-21-2005 [In Which She Sings the Praises of the Toga and Lampshade] bloggy, storytelling
08-20-2005 [Saturday] bloggy
08-19-2005 [My Day at the Museum, by Helena Lazaro age 26] bloggy, l.a., ranting
08-19-2005 [Sappy Helena] desires, dudes rule, poetry
08-18-2005 [Write Your Own Damn Story] bloggy, entertainment, storytelling
08-18-2005 [Things I Did at Work Today] on the lot
08-17-2005 [Sort of Judy-Blume-Meets-Girls-Gone-Wild] dudes suck, nostalgia, sex, storytelling
08-17-2005 [Fetzer will Eff you up, Man.] bloggy, random
08-16-2005 [Johnny Rockstar: II of II] dudes suck, nostalgia, sex, storytelling, why i need therapy
08-16-2005 [Jailbait Helena] nostalgia, why i need therapy
08-15-2005 [Johnny Rockstar: I of II] dudes suck, nostalgia, sex, storytelling, why i need therapy
08-15-2005 [Sunday Evening Guilt] desires, dudes rule, entertainment, nostalgia, why i need therapy
08-14-2005 [Hollywood Forever (Again)] desires, l.a., love and relationships, nostalgia, ranting
08-13-2005 [How to make any woman believe you love her...] love and relationships
08-12-2005 [Worfalicious] bloggy, entertainment, random
08-12-2005 [Plattitudes] dudes suck, love and relationships, storytelling, why i need therapy
08-11-2005 [My Family and Friends] dudes suck, familia
08-10-2005 [Helena, the Flake] why i need therapy
08-10-2005 [Laughable] dudes suck
08-10-2005 [Crocodile Tears: II of II] dudes suck, love and relationships, ranting, why i need therapy
08-10-2005 [Crocodile Tears: I of II] dudes suck, love and relationships, ranting, why i need therapy
08-10-2005 [Tears of Effing Joy] bloggy, dudes rule
08-08-2005 [Before I Effing Kill Someone] bloggy, ranting
08-07-2005 [Beaks and Claws] dudes suck, ranting, why i need therapy
08-07-2005 [MT] bloggy
08-06-2005 [Blood and Guts] dudes suck, love and relationships, poetry, why i need therapy
08-05-2005 [Laundry Day] dudes suck, love and relationships, poetry
08-04-2005 [Things that make me feel better...] dudes suck, ranting, why i need therapy
08-03-2005 [Liars and Cowards Welcome] dudes suck, ranting, why i need therapy


07-28-2005 [Harriet Carter, You Whore] letters
07-27-2005 [Taken] love and relationships, poetry
07-27-2005 [Movie Love] entertainment, nostalgia, on the lot
07-25-2005 [A brief note...] entertainment, on the lot
07-25-2005 [I Wish…I Wish I Were A Real Jewish Girl!] desires
07-24-2005 [Hooray!] bloggy, on the lot
07-24-2005 [My Very Own Troll] bloggy
07-23-2005 [Overhaul] bloggy
07-21-2005 [Rollercoasters and Ice Cream] bloggy, entertainment, nostalgia
07-14-2005 [Hollyhock House and Good News] entertainment, l.a.
07-12-2005 [Hollywood Forever] entertainment, l.a.
07-06-2005 [Back and Forth. Forever.] entertainment, entertainment, love and relationships


06-30-2005 [More from the vault] familia, nostalgia, poetry, why i need therapy
06-29-2005 [Rear-End Networking] l.a., ranting
06-29-2005 [Foraging] desires, dudes rule, love and relationships, poetry
06-27-2005 [Pink Room] poetry
06-24-2005 [At it Again] poetry
06-23-2005 [...And those rocks in my heart] poetry, why i need therapy
06-22-2005 [So...] ranting
06-13-2005 [How Things Are: An Attempt at Honesty] ranting, why i need therapy
06-03-2005 [It was like...] love and relationships, nostalgia, ranting, why i need therapy
06-01-2005 [Not Jumping Off a Bridge] bloggy, why i need therapy


05-25-2005 [Well] bloggy, nostalgia, why i need therapy
05-20-2005 [Lies] dudes suck, love and relationships, ranting, why i need therapy
05-20-2005 [ouch] dudes suck, love and relationships, nostalgia, poetry
05-19-2005 [A Bad Day] dudes suck, love and relationships, poetry
05-10-2005 [Another Thing I Wrote] dudes suck, love and relationships, nostalgia, poetry
05-10-2005 [A Thing I Wrote] dudes rule, dudes suck, love and relationships, nostalgia, poetry, ranting
05-09-2005 [This and That] bloggy, entertainment, random
05-02-2005 [Not Argentina Related] poetry


04-20-2005 [Argentina Revealed: Part I]
04-18-2005 [I'm No Saint...I'm Three!] bloggy
04-14-2005 [Sap] poetry
04-11-2005 [Partial answer...] bloggy


03-17-2005 [Dork Queen] bloggy
03-17-2005 [Still Here] bloggy
03-08-2005 [A Moving Experience] bloggy
03-03-2005 [Too Much Thinking] bloggy


02-23-2005 [New and Improved Helena!] bloggy
02-19-2005 [holy crap! it's hailing! at 3am!] l.a.
02-16-2005 [Coming Together] bloggy
02-14-2005 [You'd Like to Slap Me with a Bloody Goat Hide? How Sweet!] bloggy
02-12-2005 [Movin' On Up!]
02-04-2005 [Ask and you shall receive...] bloggy


01-31-2005 [Insomnia] bloggy
01-26-2005 [Neat-O!] bloggy
01-23-2005 [Poem February 2, 2000] poetry
01-19-2005 [6 Months] poetry
01-17-2005 [It's Funny Because It's Inappropriate!] random
01-16-2005 [Nosey] bloggy
01-13-2005 ['Taint] entertainment
01-12-2005 [The Missing/Loathing Continues] poetry
01-09-2005 [Sad Stuff] bloggy
01-03-2005 [Fondillona, Culona!] nostalgia


12-28-2004 ["Helena's Man Quiz" or "The Emotionally Retarded Woman's Quiz for Potential Suitors"] ranting
12-27-2004 [Projects] bloggy
12-26-2004 [Full of Yucca and Cheer] poetry
12-23-2004 [Does my HMO Cover That?] poetry
12-23-2004 [YAY!] bloggy
12-20-2004 [“Cousin Janet Strikes Again” OR “Thongs for Grandma”] bloggy
12-19-2004 [Cleaning out the Closet] ranting
12-18-2004 [Christmas Pic II] bloggy
12-17-2004 [Picture from the Xmas Party] bloggy
12-17-2004 [Post-Party Poem] poetry
12-15-2004 [Studio Christmas] nostalgia
12-11-2004 [Some People Just Get It] poetry
12-11-2004 [Metal, Sucka!] bloggy
12-06-2004 [Goodness, Gracious, Me!] random
12-02-2004 [Holy holy] poetry
12-01-2004 [Thanksgiving Photos II] bloggy


11-30-2004 [Friscolicious!] bloggy
11-24-2004 [Sanksgibbeeng] nostalgia
11-18-2004 [Love Again] random
11-16-2004 [Some Things I'm Doing] bloggy
11-13-2004 [How Lovely!] jewelry
11-12-2004 [Hey! What's up? Not much here.] nostalgia
11-08-2004 [It's Funny...] poetry
11-07-2004 [A Thought On Laundry Day] poetry
11-05-2004 [Jewelry Time!] jewelry


10-31-2004 [Halloween Party] bloggy
10-28-2004 [Dos Mas!] poetry
10-28-2004 [A Thought? A Poem? An entry at 1:20am, when I should be sleeping...] poetry
10-28-2004 [Poem] poetry
10-28-2004 [Week 1-The PC Blues] ranting
10-22-2004 [Whew!] bloggy
10-20-2004 [Goodbye, Trailer!] bloggy
10-19-2004 [Too Much Wine Before Bed] poetry
10-19-2004 [Woot Woot! That's Friggin Awesome!] bloggy
10-18-2004 [Gloomy Monday] bloggy
10-15-2004 [Reminder: Tell Your Friends You Love Them] ranting
10-12-2004 [2 of 5]
10-11-2004 [Blood Curdling...Disco?] bloggy
10-08-2004 [It's Friday Evening] bloggy
10-08-2004 [I Can Get Through This] phone calls
10-05-2004 [I'm Completely Freaking Obsessed...] random
10-05-2004 [Photos from Volunteer Day!] mtv days
10-05-2004 [Razor Scooter as a Weapon] venice
10-04-2004 [Nice Kind of Tired] bloggy
10-01-2004 [Apologies] bloggy


09-27-2004 [Speaking Into the Cave] poetry
09-24-2004 [Chachi in Charge] mtv days
09-20-2004 [Vibrators and Rollerskates] bloggy
09-15-2004 [We're Just Having a "Discussion"] poetry
09-14-2004 [I'm the One in Pink] im convos
09-13-2004 [Weekend] bloggy
09-12-2004 [Letters] nostalgia
09-10-2004 [Poet Mark] poetry
09-09-2004 [Now You See Him, Now You Don't!] poetry
09-08-2004 [Tardy!!!] bloggy
09-02-2004 [Level 8] ranting
09-02-2004 [Thanks] bloggy
09-01-2004 [Oh!] poetry


08-30-2004 [Kitchen Stone] nostalgia
08-29-2004 [Tabby] nostalgia
08-28-2004 ["Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner"] poetry
08-27-2004 ["Yeah, I know, he's a pretty good read"] poetry
08-27-2004 ["But who'd want to be such an asshole?"] poetry
08-27-2004 ["Nine times out of ten our hearts just get dissolved"] poetry
08-26-2004 [Jesse's House: Part II] nostalgia
08-26-2004 [Jesse's House: Part I] nostalgia
08-26-2004 [Silent Treatment]
08-25-2004 [Not Going Anywhere] poetry
08-24-2004 [Fidel Aside]
08-23-2004 [Your Sister's Hot, Dude] im convos
08-22-2004 [Love/Hate Story] ranting
08-18-2004 [Rain Rain]
08-17-2004 [Do You Believe in Magic] mtv days
08-17-2004 [Trail of Crumbs] random
08-16-2004 [Diarrhea of the Pen] poetry
08-16-2004 ["Darryn"] nostalgia
08-15-2004 [Surveillance Helena] venice
08-14-2004 [What I Did Yesterday] ranting
08-12-2004 [Check Me Out!] bloggy
08-12-2004 [Cocksucker] poetry, ranting
08-12-2004 [Beautiful Pictures] random
08-11-2004 [Updated! Wonder Why He's Single?] im convos
08-11-2004 [There's That Van Again!] venice
08-10-2004 [Brooding] ranting
08-10-2004 [Hatin'] poetry
08-09-2004 [Love Letter to the Blog] bloggy
08-09-2004 [Booze Poodle] ranting
08-07-2004 [I'm Back Baby!] ranting
08-03-2004 [Pome] poetry
08-02-2004 [Yes, I Do Feel Older, Sucka!] ranting


07-30-2004 [Surprises RULE!!!] random
07-30-2004 [Happy Birthday to me!] bloggy
07-26-2004 [Just Who Does She Think She Is?] poetry
07-26-2004 [Corey Sandwich, Baby!] mtv days
07-20-2004 [You Smell Like A Baadasssss Tree!] mtv days
07-20-2004 [Idle Hands] jewelry
07-18-2004 [Presents Prove Your Love!] bloggy
07-16-2004 [Cock Photographer] im convos
07-15-2004 [Buk, Reinvented and Reincarnated?] random
07-15-2004 [Word to the Badd!!] mtv days
07-15-2004 [ASS SUCK] ranting
07-08-2004 [Receptionist at the Network=Food Industry Software Developer] im convos
07-03-2004 [A Moment of Silence...] venice
07-01-2004 [Yay! I made sparklies!] random
07-01-2004 [I'm Not all that Tall and Hot] im convos


06-30-2004 [Busted!] im convos
06-29-2004 [Neener, neener, neener] random
06-26-2004 [Bigger than Jesus?] ranting
06-24-2004 [Party Like a (Weak-Ass 80's) Rockstar] bloggy
06-21-2004 [Super Weekend] random
06-20-2004 [R U There II] im convos
06-16-2004 [R U There?] im convos
06-15-2004 [New IM Convo] im convos
06-15-2004 [The Sky is Falling] random
06-15-2004 [Brand New Life Around the Bend] entertainment
06-14-2004 [I'm a Sick Woman] ranting
06-13-2004 [Sticky] poetry
06-12-2004 [It's All Fun and Games...'til Someone Loses an Eye!] poetry
06-11-2004 [It Goes to Eleven!] entertainment
06-09-2004 [You Guys Won't Freaking Believe This] mtv days
06-08-2004 [What I'm Looking For] poetry
06-04-2004 [Stuff I Want to Do] l.a.
06-03-2004 [Carry-Out Only] poetry
06-02-2004 [Cross-Country Lovin': Spread the Goodness] im convos
06-02-2004 [John D'oh!] mtv days
06-01-2004 [What Laundry?] bloggy


05-29-2004 [Another New Poem!] poetry
05-28-2004 [The Sad Love Story of Jimmy the Clown and Marcy, the Woman Who Loved Him] phone calls
05-27-2004 [Smutty New Poem] poetry
05-22-2004 [For Me to Poop On!] im convos
05-19-2004 [Poem for Scott Martin] poetry
05-12-2004 [IM Convo] im convos
05-11-2004 [My First Contact!] mtv days
05-11-2004 [Party Party Party!] l.a.
05-05-2004 [Cinco de Mayo Means Mayhem] mtv days
05-01-2004 [Freddie Prinze Jr. Locked in the Elevator Lobby--Extended!] l.a., mtv days
05-01-2004 [Frog-g-g! (Updated)] random


04-29-2004 [Hooray for Hollywood!] l.a.
04-26-2004 [Dani will Crap Her Pants!] poetry
04-26-2004 [Ron Freakin' Jeremy] mtv days
04-26-2004 [She got more Freak than Lucky got Charms] mtv days
04-25-2004 [New Poetry!] poetry
04-13-2004 [Pictures of Them] random
04-13-2004 [News!] l.a., mtv days
04-08-2004 [Teen Helena] nostalgia
04-08-2004 [Superfreak] mtv days, mtv days


03-31-2004 [Make Your Phone Number Do More!] random
03-30-2004 [Fear Haiku] poetry
03-22-2004 [A Few Things] phone calls, phone calls
03-08-2004 [Jesus is Better Than Krishna] venice


02-26-2004 [Hummer Friendly] l.a., mtv days
02-23-2004 [Ballerina Overload] mtv days
02-18-2004 [And Debbie Shall Redeem Your Morning] mtv days, venice
02-10-2004 [God Wants You to Shake Your Ass] mtv days, ranting
02-06-2004 [Stuff and Stuff] venice


01-10-2004 [I Think I Love You] mtv days


12-30-2003 [And Christmas was in there somewhere...] mtv days, phone calls
12-30-2003 [Week 1 at The Network] mtv days
12-13-2003 [I Want My [Name of Cable Music Channel Here]...Paycheck!] mtv days
12-07-2003 [Do You Write Like a Boy or a Girl?] random
12-04-2003 [Impaling Myself on the Eiffel Tower] bloggy


11-20-2003 [Cafe Press, Here I Come!] random
11-18-2003 [I'm On a Roll] poetry
11-17-2003 [The Poetry Is In!] poetry


10-16-2003 [And More Nerds] random
10-14-2003 [Nerd Love] random
10-11-2003 [Greener Grass] poetry
10-03-2003 [Finally!] jewelry


09-20-2003 [Basket Case] nostalgia
09-06-2003 [Update] bloggy


08-17-2003 [No Guff] jewelry


07-04-2003 [Happy Anniversary, Blog!] random
07-04-2003 ["E" is for Endoscopy] ranting


06-24-2003 [Sick Day] ranting
06-15-2003 [The Quiet Wheel] ranting
06-05-2003 [New Poem] poetry


05-10-2003 [Too Much Information] poetry


04-03-2003 [What web page?] ranting


02-24-2003 [Stuff] jewelry
02-22-2003 [Film] ranting


01-25-2003 [Paula Abdulicious] ranting
01-18-2003 [Apologies and Retractions] nostalgia
01-17-2003 [Old Notebooks] nostalgia
01-14-2003 [Brave] random
01-06-2003 [Expired] ranting


12-13-2002 [Other Helenas] random
12-11-2002 [Dirty Rat] ranting


11-19-2002 [From an E-mail to T____] ranting
11-13-2002 [Gub'ment Employee] ranting
11-05-2002 [Costume] random


10-31-2002 [A Few of My Favorite Things] random
10-21-2002 [Showdown at the AC Corral] random
10-12-2002 [WCJH] nostalgia
10-09-2002 [Waiting Room] ranting


09-02-2002 [Lay Down with Dogs] ranting


08-29-2002 ["It Happens to the Best of Us"] ranting
08-20-2002 [I'm a Lady] random
08-09-2002 [Change] nostalgia
08-04-2002 [Anniversary] nostalgia


07-30-2002 [The Way We Were] nostalgia
07-24-2002 [A Writer Writes...Right?] poetry
07-22-2002 [Staples] bloggy
07-20-2002 [Between Seasons] ranting
07-19-2002 [New and Improved!] random

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