This was a while ago, on July 11th I believe. This fellow IMs me, I go to look at his profile, and it’s a straight picture of his dick. Well, not a straight picture. He’s like squatting over the camera, and it’s all freaky–like watching an airplane fly over head or something. Anyway, I describe it in such detail because the photo is gone now. And so is the “real” profile I eventually got him to direct me to. Either he doesn’t leave these items up regularly, or our conversation left him unsettled and he took them down. In any case, the goods are gone, but perhaps in the future he will repost them. In the meantime, enjoy the ridiculousness of his essentially flashing a woman and then discussing current comedies with her.


non_actor_inla: hi
poethelena: Nice profile
non_actor_inla: thanks
poethelena: How did you get that angle? I’m impressed.
non_actor_inla: used the self timer on my camera and put it on the floor
poethelena: Cool
poethelena: So if you’re not an actor, what are you?
non_actor_inla: just out here for the summer working in marketing
poethelena: What area of marketing? I almost minored in that, find it
very interesting.
non_actor_inla: retail, measuring customer sat, etc
non_actor_inla: what do you do?
poethelena: I work as a receptionist.
poethelena: But my real passion is something else
non_actor_inla: do you spend much time photographing erect penises?
non_actor_inla: what is your true passion?
non_actor_inla: still here?
poethelena: Sorry, I had hard boiling eggs on the stove
non_actor_inla: thats ok,
poethelena: Yes, photography happens to be my passion
poethelena: particularly penises
poethelena: coincidentally enough
non_actor_inla: very interesting
poethelena: I might ask how much time you spend doing the same
non_actor_inla: not so much time
non_actor_inla: just a few minutes now and again when I need to put
something on my profile
poethelena: Your face wouldn’t work for that, I imagine?
non_actor_inla: no, no
non_actor_inla: too shy for that
poethelena: But not too shy to show your cock to the world?
poethelena: Interesting
non_actor_inla: true
poethelena: But if you don’t want your face seen, are you just IMing
women to talk to them, or are you trying to get some ass in real life?
poethelena: Cos we’re gonna see your face if you meet us
non_actor_inla: a little of both
non_actor_inla: but the penis sets a certain mood
poethelena: unless you are into masks
poethelena: yes it does
non_actor_inla: Ha!
non_actor_inla: masks, no
poethelena: like candles and merlot do
poethelena: Nothing says romance like a cock shot
non_actor_inla: exactly
non_actor_inla: marketing
poethelena: So you get many responses?
poethelena: Yes, I see you’re using your skills
poethelena: it’s good you can apply them in more than one area
non_actor_inla: sometimes yes sometimess no
non_actor_inla: it is about the same as a face profile to tell you the
truth, and many more than no-pic
poethelena: Well, this way at least they know what they’ll be getting.
poethelena: I’m surprised though, usually profiles with a pic like
this have a warning that says they are adult. I was definitely
surprised!
non_actor_inla: pleasantly, I trust
non_actor_inla: there, I put adult on it. I thought it was to begin with
poethelena: Haha
poethelena: Don’t do it for my sake!
poethelena: You’ll lose the element of surprise.
non_actor_inla: true
non_actor_inla: so tell me more about your passion for penises
poethelena: What’s to tell, really?
poethelena: I just love looking at them.
poethelena: They’re so aesthetically pleasing
non_actor_inla: simple and functional
non_actor_inla: how about female genitalia?
poethelena: Less interesting
poethelena: I have one of those
non_actor_inla: How often do you fotograph cocks?
poethelena: As often as I can
poethelena: it’s difficult finding men who are comfortable doing it
non-anonymously
poethelena: I don’t like pics with no face
non_actor_inla: yeah, anonymous is cool
non_actor_inla: face included is too public
poethelena: But you are naked
poethelena: on the web
non_actor_inla: so?
poethelena: it’s just difficult to consolidate those two ideas
poethelena: naked on the web + enjoys privacy
non_actor_inla: who is going to pic out my cock and say, I know who thtat is?
poethelena: I suppose
non_actor_inla: probably not the gurls that have seen/used this cock
poethelena: How old are you?
non_actor_inla: 29
poethelena: I just feel wierd talking to someone whose face I can’t see
non_actor_inla: but you have seen my penis 🙂
poethelena: I don’t want to talk to your penis though
non_actor_inla: what are you doing today?
poethelena: Oh, just trying to meet some guy with pictures of his
penis online to meet for anonymous, masked, nasty sex
non_actor_inla: hmm, there are quite a few girls looking for that these days
poethelena: I know, it’s really become an oversaturated market
poethelena: you really have your pick
non_actor_inla: I am kind of hungry about now, may head out for a sandwhich soon
poethelena: Well, enjoy your sandwich
poethelena: It was nice looking at your dick
non_actor_inla: thank you,
non_actor_inla: do you have other plans this afternoon?
poethelena: Not really
poethelena: Not until the evening
non_actor_inla: what then?
non_actor_inla: (i assume the anonymoous masked sex will last until then)
poethelena: Going to see Anchorman
non_actor_inla: nice
non_actor_inla: that looks funny
non_actor_inla: have you seen the espn audition?
poethelena: No, I don’t think so
non_actor_inla: it was on espn’s website
non_actor_inla: under the Motion videos
poethelena: So he’s in character doing a spot for them?
non_actor_inla: yup
poethelena: I know he did MTV News Newscasts all week in character too
non_actor_inla: He auditions for the ESPN network and then finds out
it is only a sports channel all the time. He gets up and leaves and
says it is a dumb idea to have sports all the time
poethelena: Hahaha
poethelena: nice
non_actor_inla: so how long ago was your last cock foto shoot?
poethelena: It’s been a while…maybe a week and a half
poethelena: my place doesn’t have very good light, and I don’t have
proper lighting equipment (not that serious)
poethelena: so I try to do outdoors, which is tough
poethelena: having a yard helps
non_actor_inla: do you live alone?
poethelena: I don’t tell people whose face I’ve never seen my living
arrangements
poethelena: No offense
poethelena: just looking out for my safety
non_actor_inla: thats a bit strange
non_actor_inla: so tell me more about these shoots
non_actor_inla: are they guys you are dating, or …?
poethelena: Why is it a bit strange?
poethelena: You won’t even let me see your face, and you want to know
whether I live alone?
poethelena: Yes, guys I date
non_actor_inla: so what happened during your last shoot?
poethelena: Send me a picture of your face and I’ll tell you.
non_actor_inla: ok, you are getting all weird, but I am interested
poethelena: Yeah, I’m wierd 😛
poethelena: See, I would have been a lot more interested in you if
that was the first photo I saw

santa_monica_29_m: so here it is
santa_monica_29_m: so back to your cock shoot
poethelena: Ok, the cock shoot
poethelena: I like to tell them what to do
poethelena: there’s nothing kinky
poethelena: just natural
santa_monica_29_m: and how many of these pics ahve you amassed?
poethelena: Oh, jeez, I dunno…
poethelena: never really counted them
poethelena: Why, you want to model for me?
santa_monica_29_m: don’t think so
poethelena: So why the questions?
santa_monica_29_m: its just interesting
poethelena: Yeah
poethelena: But I can’t carry on this charade anymore
poethelena: I don’t have a passion for penis pictures
poethelena: I just like to take IMs from people who are trying to get
some action and have fun with them.
poethelena: Yeah, so there you have it.
poethelena: I do enjoy photography as a hobby, though
poethelena: Just not of cocks
santa_monica_29_m: it is cool
santa_monica_29_m: that is much beter than being a transexual or some
of the other strange things you see on here?
santa_monica_29_m: no ?
poethelena: Haha
santa_monica_29_m: that was a mistake ?
poethelena: Was what a mistake?
poethelena: IMing me?
santa_monica_29_m: ?
santa_monica_29_m: the question mark was mistake
poethelena: gotcha
poethelena: I just got tired of getting all these messages from guys
that were like asking me to urinate on them, being disturbed, and
saying nothing about it
santa_monica_29_m: ok
poethelena: So tell me what you hope to gain out of these interactions?
santa_monica_29_m: not much
santa_monica_29_m: you?
poethelena: Me, I’m just killing time until my burrito is out of the oven.